$KROOKZ: The First Scientific PsyOp of Web3

Founded by Dr. Slick McScam. Built on Funkybit. Aligned with Bitcoin, American Values and Trump!Not a token. A narrative-powered liquidity weapon.

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Narrative Mining™
We don’t mine blocks. We mine belief, chaos, and meme volatility.
$KROOKZ turns engagement into energy. Attention into alpha. Lore into liquidity.Krookonomics™: Chaos-Coded, Fairly ForgedThis is a pure fair launch. There are no airdrops or insider bags. Every $KROOKZ minted in the public supply is bought on-chain through Funkybit.KROOKZ Tokenomics Pie Chart60% — Fair Launch Supply – Minted on Funkybit. For the people.
15% — Scienarchy Vault™ – Chaos-coded treasury for public stunts + science.
15% — Raccoon Reserve™ – Slick's private vault. For unpredictable ops.
5% — Repatriation Fund – Bridging value back to Bitcoin-native assets.
5% — Operation Downtime™ – Emergency chaos reserve.Stake in the Scam Vault™
Stake $KROOKZ. Earn fake yield. Fund fake science. Secure real status.
The more you stake, the more ridiculous it gets.The Dr. Slick McScam ShowA post-financial infotainment series. Featuring rug forecasts, meme experiments, Solana roasts, and chaotic lore drops.Join the Scienarchy™
Become part of the chaos.@KROOKZ_ETH
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$KROOKZ is a memetic experiment. It is not a security, utility, or promise of anything. Rug responsibly.

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